Iris, it seems that the storm did quite a bit of damage to our home. There is currently a knocked over lamp post occupying part of the space of my personal quarters.

It seems we have a bit of repair work to do.

- don't see what the ruddy big deal is. It is what it is.

*snicker* And what is it again?

A giant cock. What are you laughing about?

PFFFT... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!

It's a giant rooster monster! Therefore, it is a giant cock. What is so funny?!

THIS... THIS IS JUST TOO PRICELESS... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA!

WHAT THE BUGGER IS GOING ON?!

(Italics are Colonel's partner, Gladi.)

I was instructed to ask a particular person this question, but... well. I see no reason not to limit myself to one viewpoint.

Why should I attach emotional meaning to a sexual encounter? It occurred without any previous attachment, and I am not certain I knew the other person very well to begin with.

It was also apparently virus motivated, so I don't think it really mattered much to begin with.

Miss Adiane.

... As Iris has explained to me, I apparently owe you one outing.

Very well then.

Meet me at YukiAgumon's establishment. Then we shall go to where I do my daily workouts and I will instruct you in the art of swordplay.

You may bring your partner if you wish.

He just sits there drinking tea...

I don't think he even HAS thoughts like that...!

What's he reading?

The Art of War....

GOD, COULD THIS FREAK GET ANY MORE BORING?! Let's go taunt the wimpy PawnChessmon.

*sip*

... Nothing like a good book.

Um. Floramon?

I think we've gotten off on the wrong foot, and... well, I'll admit it. My partner can be a real jerk.

I know things haven't been going great, but... I don't think you're that bad, and I wanted to make sure you were comfortable.

Is there anything you need...? I'm at your service, basically! Heh.

... It appears that I must own up to what I have done.

X. Is Iris safe?

Miss Adiane.

I would like to hire you for a specific purpose.

I would like you to... watch over my sister for me. I cannot always protect her, as I have to do my best to support her... so...

In the times I am not available, I would like you to keep tabs on her. Make sure she does not go wandering off again.

You will of course be compensated.

Mega Man X.

This is the Colonel of the Repliforce.

I would have words with you.

So... if I’m correct, this is some kind of communication device, right?

That’s why it’s called a D-Comm, Colonel sir. I already set it to record your voice... just till you can figure out the journal system. By the way, I don’t think you noticed it yet, but that thing on your arm? It’s called a D-Reader.

... Ah yes. I see. Hm. Very well then...

... To all who can read this, my name is Colonel, and I am a member of a group called the Repliforce. PawnChesmon has informed me that my comrades are likely not here with me, so I am making this call for aid. Also, any information anyone can give me would be helpful as well.

You get to the point right away, don’t you? No, “hi, I’m Colonel, nice to meet you all”... nope, just gotta get right to business, huh?

... Are you mocking me?

Maybe.